Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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