glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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