How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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