I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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