But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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