is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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The feeling are messing with the penis
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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