Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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