I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
