I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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