Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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