I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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