I just made out with a guy for $7.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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