Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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