Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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