i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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