Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
