I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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