all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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