There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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