cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
