FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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