he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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