Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My vagina is very pro this idea
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