We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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