I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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