wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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