Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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