question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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