I bet he comes in French.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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