he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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