Cold hands, warm shart.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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