i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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