I think I just saw someone hide a body.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
