I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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