This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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