Buhtt sex?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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