i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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