it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I can't put those talents on a resume
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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