Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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