she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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