I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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