East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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