addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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