Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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