East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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