this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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