I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I love having hate sex.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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