Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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