Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
stop calling my apartment porn island.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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