I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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