i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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