I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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