the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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