My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think a kid would responsible me up
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Randomize
