i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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