Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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