just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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